Not distinction as in ‘posh’. Distinction as in ‘distinctive’. I make cards that have the same sort of attitude that you have to sending greetings cards. Sometimes you have to send a card because if you don’t you look like you couldn’t give a crap. Even if you couldn’t give a crap, you still have to send a card. So you might as well send a good card. And you can pay my council tax bill rather than help your local global card conglomerate take over the universe.
In summary
- I am a one woman sweatshop, and I pay myself more than 5p an hour so you can breathe easy on the ethical front
- I use recycled materials where ever possible
- Right now, if you buy my cards you are part of an elite gang of cool kids. Very elite and small indeed. People will gasp at your good taste and wonder where you found these cool cards. (Please tell them, please!)
- I also sell cards in packs for different occasions. See my Argh! Birthday Collection, Argh! Office Collection and Argh! Blank Collection with others to follow.
- You can add a box, stamps and a pen to your order so you can keep them handy in your desk drawer or kitchen drawer ready to send the moment your Mum calls and says ‘you did send a card to your sister’s boyfriend’s mother’s cousin’s birthday, didn’t you?’.
- Currently, I’m adding a new collection every week or so. Some of them may actually be suitable to send to your mother.
- If you don’t buy my cards you’ll make the baby Jesus cry.
Lastly, thanks for taking the time to have a look around. It means a lot to little ol’ me.